Curse

Ensabah Nur · Jan 17, 2006, 11:31 PM // 23:31

Oh now Alura why would ya wanna go and do that to me? Handcuffs in one thread now tryin to ruin my brew? See if I let ya have any roasted pig.

I pwnd U · Jan 18, 2006, 02:13 AM // 02:13

*bruttally rips everyone to shreads as my rage has made me invincible to all!!*

bulletsmile · Jan 18, 2006, 05:41 PM // 17:41

hides from I pwnd U

The Primeval King · Jan 19, 2006, 01:29 AM // 01:29

*Takes out pee pee and plays fire-man while bar burns down from bulletsmile's cigar.

I pwnd U · Jan 19, 2006, 02:24 AM // 02:24

*sits down to cool off, drinks more beer*

Paul Mahdi · Jan 19, 2006, 02:29 AM // 02:29

*continues to drink*
*shoots a rat*
*shoots the door*
*shoots beer out of I Pwnd U's hand*
*says, "sorry for shooting your beer" but, due to being drunk, it sounds more like, "it wasn't an accident you bastard"*

I pwnd U · Jan 19, 2006, 02:37 AM // 02:37

*laughs and pats paul on the back* "its ok buddy ill just get anohter" *gets another beer, shots pauls beer and hand off, laughs, sips beer*

Paul Mahdi · Jan 19, 2006, 02:43 AM // 02:43

*being so drunk i don't even notice that my hand is gone*
*continues to drink beer and shoot mice....

...somehow*

I pwnd U · Jan 19, 2006, 02:55 AM // 02:55

*drinks more beer* "so paul how ya been? i havent seen u here in awhile. been on a vacation or something?" *turns and fires a shot at the piano accidently kills bulletsmile who was hiding by the piano*

Shadow Wonder · Jan 19, 2006, 03:09 AM // 03:09

was in bathroom sees everyone killing eachother *opens bathroom door and goes back in*

I pwnd U · Jan 19, 2006, 03:20 AM // 03:20

"hey paul? u see taht guy taht just went back into the bathroom? i dont remember him ever being here before so how did he get in tehre in the first place? hmm o well..." *drinks more beer*

Shadow Wonder · Jan 19, 2006, 03:35 AM // 03:35

*jumps back outta bathroom and carying nukelear bomb in a little red cart and goes U have 30 seconds to run!Puts on 0 dm g at all time armor 30 28 5 2 BOOM!!!---> what happened to bar http://www.kingofbombs.com/pictures/...-explosion.jpg

*says PWNT! *

Arcien Trueflight · Jan 19, 2006, 03:40 AM // 03:40

This was before I stealthily switched the bomb with a fake, whilst implanting the original bomb in Shadow Wonder's pants. Pwnt.

Shadow Wonder · Jan 19, 2006, 03:42 AM // 03:42

SHOVES IT BACK OUT AND PLANTS 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000 NUCLEAR BOMB SAORUNFD THE WORLD! 2 seconds till impact! BEEEP! CABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*cant change my nuclear explosion* BUAHAHAHAHA

Paul Mahdi · Jan 19, 2006, 03:45 AM // 03:45

well I Pwned U I was first at my dad's house (there is internet over there but i never got around to checking in on guru) then i got x-box live and halo 2 so...
Ctrl+z=redo
*goes into bathroom to investigate "the mysterious person who magicly appeared" and discovered that the "bathroom" is actually just another exit*
*walks back into bar and drinks beer*

Shadow Wonder · Jan 19, 2006, 03:51 AM // 03:51

gets angry and thors a beerb bottle at paul *whistles innocently*

Paul Mahdi · Jan 19, 2006, 03:55 AM // 03:55

*gets hit in the head with a flying beer bottle*
*looks around to see who done it*
can't be Shadow Wonder he's whistling innocently...
*gives up and drinks more beer*
"so anybody up for a game o' pool?"

Shadow Wonder · Jan 19, 2006, 04:06 AM // 04:06

*smacks some sense into Paul

I pwnd U · Jan 19, 2006, 04:15 AM // 04:15

"ill play ya Paul, i love pool. i hope yur dads house was fun and halo 2 online understandable that u havent been on" *grabs shadow chucks him out of the bar* "ok lets play"

Paul Mahdi · Jan 19, 2006, 04:20 AM // 04:20

"one sec"
*grabs pool cue goes outside and beats the living crap out of Shadow*
"nobody smacks sense into me"
*walks back in, forgets about pool, drinks some more, and shoots a rat or two*